Many question the validity of time travel. Recently some revelations have come to fruition about the feasibility of time travel. Well, I wanted to reveal to world, here on The Itinerant, that I, Phil Donohue, have discovered that time travel, is in fact, REAL.
I today, received three e-mails from the future. Monday January 18th, 2038 to be exact. These three e-mails were from PYRAMID, JESUS, and COYOTE. What cool names they have in the future! Their cryptic message was something about how if I am dissatisfied with with my pharmacy, I can go to this "online" "pharmacy" where "medication that you need here and get them shipped worldwide instantly". The link that JESUS gave my took me to a website that sells a product called Viagra as well as something called Cialis and Meridia. Further inquiries brought it to my attention that these pills are meant for erectile dysfunction. Whoa! They have erection problems in the future, and are warning us!
At least that is what I am gleaning so far. PYRAMID, JESUS, and COYOTE may be trying to warn us about what things will be like in the year 2038 if we aren't careful... with our penises... or something..
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